Well I'm a heterosexual woman and I've never imagined jesus fucking me until now, and tbh he is kinda hot, I'd let him in.
I mean as long as he's not some sort of zombie corpse because from what I understand, he was in his prime like over 2000 years ago, and I am NOT a necrophiliac, so let's clearly establish that boundary.
Its funny the church thinks Jesus would be a top when the most important story at his climax was getting penetrated by multiple men as a crowd watched. Phrasing.
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You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get in that boy's hole
Jesus fill me with your love
Jesus, I can feel your warmth inside me.
Hi, Jesus here! Please line up
And assume the position
Brought the bar of soap
Lube up y'all. Grab your ankles.
"Cum all ye faithful."
Yeah that’s gonna be a no from me dawg.
I’ll gladly pass on heaven, as well as being penetrated by jesus; I don’t think anyone i want to hang out with is going to be there.
Well I'm a heterosexual woman and I've never imagined jesus fucking me until now, and tbh he is kinda hot, I'd let him in.
I mean as long as he's not some sort of zombie corpse because from what I understand, he was in his prime like over 2000 years ago, and I am NOT a necrophiliac, so let's clearly establish that boundary.
Oh yeah, the depictions of jesus where he’s totally ripped and muscular? I could be into that. Oh no, am I Christian curious now?!
Its funny the church thinks Jesus would be a top when the most important story at his climax was getting penetrated by multiple men as a crowd watched. Phrasing.
Tell me your pastor lost their belief without telling me your pastor lost their belief.
It isn't called the g spot for nothing!
cult rules
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Ahh dad and son runing a personnel whore house it seems.
So the priests and scout leaders were being helpful?
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