Alabama Supreme Court Set to Decide Constitutionality of Pulling Out
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Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk
Damn I ate this for about ten seconds. The onion should not be so damn believable.
Same, there's been so much crazy shit lately I was 100% ready to believe this. Glad to be wrong
For now.
Let's check what the Bible has to say about this.
Genesis 38:9-10
taking notes
Do not.. cum.. on the ground..
Is cumming on the bedside table alright with the Lord?
Just as long as you don't use the Lord's denture cup
Idk but definitely not under your desk. He hates that
No. Only the face. Or the neck, for the holy pearly necklace.
So its like the lava game then. But for your dick.
His dad was asking him to impregnate his brother's widow but he's like nah I'll just screw her for fun. So he dies...
Then later she disguises herself as a prostitute, and gets pregnant by his dad. Apparently this is okay...
Sweet home Judeabama.
But was it the pulling out part or the sleeping with his brothers wife part?
Spilling his seed on the floor. Can’t get them floors dirty!
Don't give them any ideas.
Was thinking about men who self-pleasure, but they’re men. If they want wage slaves badly enough, will they resort to Old Testament rules wrt this? A lot of already born are going to suffer and die, either way.
Pulling out is now a felony in Alabama
jerking too?
No that's a misdemeanor. But only if you demonstrate intent. Up to the police to decide.
Ah another onion headline that could easily be reality.