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lemmy.world

How society would look if the government would finally use our tax dollars to do something useful such as constructing an ominous orb made completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.

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This is why I am for accountability in our government spending. Hammers? Go to Home Depot, losers. Road repair? Get a bigger truck even if you live in a duplex. Be a man. Enormous, physics defying void in the middle of The Bay? Absolutely essential govt expense.

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Normalize constructing an ominous orb completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.

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SIR, STOP! THE ORB HAS DETECTED YOU ARE ENGAGING IN PUBLIC URINATION. STOP. ZOOM IN. ZOOM IN. ZOOM IN. Gasps THE ORB HAS DECIDED TO GRANT YOU MERCY

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lemmy.ca

Political Party #1: THERE'S A BLACK ORB! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

Political Party #2: The Black Orb is our saviour, embrace the Black Orb.

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How do Black Orb and Glow Cloud's opinion on foreign policy compare?

I'm still on the fence.

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monyet.cc

You just described shitposting humour 🤔

The og post is also a reference to Neon Genesis Evangelion enemy Ramiel

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