Spyke

I really want it to wave its legs around helplessly when your alarm goes off.

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lemmy.world

Since you have experience with this gentleman, why do you suppose he has an “x” on his butt? I thought it would be a “tap here to turn on” thing but you can just spank him anywhere and he turns on

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lemmy.world

If you rub the x vigorously enough, you get to make a wish.

Whether or not the wish will come true is unknown at this point.

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lemmy.world

Is this the one that has a little butthole drawn on the back lol

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lemmy.world

Yep! And since you can tap him anywhere to turn on I’m starting to think the X is truly meant to be a butthole (not an on button like I initially assumed)

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gruereply
lemmy.world

I'm amused at the notion that you initially thought he required an anal fingering in order to turn him on.

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A duck walked up to my sleeping room stand and he asked the zombie next to the stand quak quak quak
"Hey, got any... sleep?"
Zombie in bed said that he did not but finally getting any would be really hot, so mind dimming your light?
The duck said "I might"
Then he collapsed on spot

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Obi
sopuli.xyz

So I see guerrilla marketing has made its way to lemmy. It was bound to happen eventually.

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If he weren’t the equivalent of a nightlight, which should arguably be quack free, I’d definitely agree

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