Sovcit shithead should be convinced to find an ocean and start swimming. Tell him Atlantis is real and they issue passports but you have to get there under your own power (no boats / aircraft allowed) to be eligible.
"Sir, this is an airport. I'm going to need you to put your penis away, stop saluting, and produce an actual passport or you're going to the back of the line."
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Cuz he wants to take his family on vacation, right?
Lmao
These posts are an unholy combination of fascinating, hilarious, terrifying, and just really sad.
A lot of them have CPS involved too. And they should because they're awful parents.
Sovcit shithead should be convinced to find an ocean and start swimming. Tell him Atlantis is real and they issue passports but you have to get there under your own power (no boats / aircraft allowed) to be eligible.
But what if I'm using a private ship (not a boat)? I am a sea traveler, not engaged in sea commerce, and I have a red stamp on my ass as well.
Oh, you're invoking the maritime conveyance spell?
You'll have to put up a flag with no fringes to maintain your not-a-boat status.
If they go into international waters they won't be under any government at all. That's a great idea. Ship'em all out to sea!
Cant you just send in a 1099?
I'm sure someone has tried!
Gotta be a citizen to get a US passport. Maybe try one of those world citizen passports.
"Sir, this is an airport. I'm going to need you to put your penis away, stop saluting, and produce an actual passport or you're going to the back of the line."
Oh, it's only $18,000 in arrears, why didn't you say so!
In their mind does it make it better? Like I haven't been paying for my kids for months, but I paid this week, so no harm...right?
There is a sovcit group called "child support and CPS remedies to discharge it" of course.
How often does any of it work? Jk, I worked in child support, the answer is literally never.