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NatakuNox replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesNever pass up a chance to find true love. What's the worst that can happen?8
NatakuNox replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyBeats being kidnapped, thrown in a water well, starved, forced to listen to goodbye horses, and eventually skinned alive.5
PPsythik lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesMan, 33 really hit a lot harder back then. Dude looks closer to 53.42
91 miles is way too close
Never pass up a chance to find true love. What's the worst that can happen?
Male pattern baldness, apparently
Beats being kidnapped, thrown in a water well, starved, forced to listen to goodbye horses, and eventually skinned alive.
sounds like something a bald guy would say...
Man, 33 really hit a lot harder back then. Dude looks closer to 53.
Because of the hideous haircut
And the balding. And the aging face.
Why do you think he’s so insistent on proper use of lotions?
I'd date me. I'd date me so hard
I'd date me hard
Reminds me of this (I'm aware it's referencing the same movie)
"Goodbye Horses" intensifies
stottlemeyer!
It puts the conditioner in its hair