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sopuli.xyz

I mean if they've got a decent pear, why not?

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lemm.ee

There’s pearly any reason to pay for porn these days

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lemm.ee

I grew up watching Demolition Man, this in no way would surprise me.

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taanegl doesn’t know how to use the three seashells lololololol

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I can see how that could be confusing.

Edit: Well, think of a bidet, right? There's several processes. You have number one, you have number two, and then the cleanup. You can use them as little maracas as well. See, it's a musical instrument, and it's a hygiene element!

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lemm.ee

You'd think companies wouldn't want to waste money on a fuckng YouTube channel, Facebook page, Twitter account, and Pinterest page. Plus a website.

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When a company reaches a certain size their expected to have certain things just because other successful companies have them.

If the fired the team that writes, publishes, and distributes the company newsletter where I work, no one who does any real work would notice or care. The fact that we have a newsletter makes our company seem more big and successful to investors though.

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newsletters do help companies maintain MAU and support the renewal process though. It's generally held that a company with an active CS team has lower churn.

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sh.itjust.works

It’s free advertising, you don’t even have to pay for the cost of the content being hosted.

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Last year's superbowl had a bunch of advertisements for avocados, so it's not that surprising.

Advertising is important for brand recognition. That's why companies like Coke still spend a fuck ton of money on it. You want your brand to be the first thing people think of when they think of that industry.

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WarmSodareply

They absolutely do pay people to do all of it. Those sites don't just magically provide content.

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lemmy.ca

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