Spyke

by that logic finger 2 is worth 2, 3 worth 3 and so on? so you have 45 fingers?!!

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sh.itjust.works

Is that why he's always pushing the boundaries to test my limits?

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lemmy.world

We taught our daughter to count starting at zero. Her kindergarten teacher was not amused.

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I didn't want to spoil their fun, but I'm glad you did. That kid's going to experience an embarassing moment of parental disillusionment the first time they try to be clever with a halfway competent math teacher.

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Programming joke aside, that is a categorically incorrect way to teach someone how to count.

In respect to the English language asking someone at the bar to pour you zero beers should not yield any passing of drinks.

So for your kins sake, I hope you did not do that.

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pawb.social

I mean, not everyone has 10 fingers, so the average is slightly less than 10. Coerce to an integer and you get 9.

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lemmy.world

But some people have more than 5 fingers per hand (Polydactyly, afaik the most per hand was 8) so it balances out. /s

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lemm.ee

Yeah but then Pterodactyls bring that number back down again

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On average, a person contains slightly more than one skeleton.

On average, a person has slightly less than two legs.

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Yeah, I mean all vertebrates are A digit creatures in their front set of limbs.

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lemmy.ml

Have you had your son tested? He may be an AI.

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Definitely not an AI. An AI would say humans have 9 fingers on each hand, for a total of 47 fingers.

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First things first: have you counted his fingers, before moving on to anything else?

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feddit.de

I just realised that digits translates to Finger in german. And finger also translates to Finger. But you have 10 of the former and 8 of the latter. Funny.

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lemmy.world

It's as if people used their fingers when starting counting things... How weird

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You mean used their digits? There are only 8 fingers. But then there is also the octal system. And together with a friend you could count in hexadecimal... :)

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