programmerhumor·Programmer Humorbydevilish666 What's stopping you from coding like this ?View original on lemmy.world222Comments26Reply
AAfghaniscran replyfeddit.uk1Hide 1 replyThat's what the ceiling mirror and magnifying glass are for7Reply
onlooker lemmy.ml2Hide 2 repliesThere are a number of thing stopping me from yogacoding, most have already been mentioned. Also, I'm pretty sure the lady in the picture is doing jack shit on her laptop, unless she has a screen mounted on her crotch.22Reply
vvrighter replydiscuss.tchncs.deblind people exist. blind people use computers. Maybe she's using accessibility tools to yogacode10Reply
hhedgehog ttrpg.networkThat isn’t ergonomic. Look at how her wrists are splayed and how her shoulders are uneven. She’s just begging for an RSI.19Reply
Dizzy Devil Ducky lemm.eeThe fact my spine would probably break like a twig. Sounds like a good time! /s4Reply
ssmb lemmy.mlI cannot code like this currently, because my girlfriend occupies my laptop with doing her yoga. tuché?3Reply
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Is this the "agile" development methodology that I heard so much about?
I was born handicapped, i don't have xray vision.
Physics. Light won't pass through my body.
That's what the ceiling mirror and magnifying glass are for
I don't think she see much of the ceiling if anything either.
My bones.
There are a number of thing stopping me from yogacoding, most have already been mentioned. Also, I'm pretty sure the lady in the picture is doing jack shit on her laptop, unless she has a screen mounted on her crotch.
blind people exist.
blind people use computers.
Maybe she's using accessibility tools to yogacode
Yonicasting
That isn’t ergonomic. Look at how her wrists are splayed and how her shoulders are uneven. She’s just begging for an RSI.
Web devs in 2024 be like
Backend developer.
I can't afford a Mac
The lack of an external monitor to hang to the ceiling
There's only one monitor in that setup
Second monitor is on the ceiling
My flexibility.
I'm too fat
i have a desktop computer :(
Move the keyboard to the floor
Lack of stupidity
The fact my spine would probably break like a twig.
Sounds like a good time! /s
I cannot code like this currently, because my girlfriend occupies my laptop with doing her yoga.
tuché?
My dick
I can't type if I can't see the keyboard.
Every muscle in my body