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Americareply
sh.itjust.works

I once saw him down six chained spicy Italian glizzies without breaking eye contact. Anon’s got this.

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feddit.uk

Silverbacks are adult male gorillas, not adolescents. I'm beginning to doubt that anon has thought this through at all!

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lemmy.world

No because this is classical operant conditioning not Pavlovian.

Edit: Corrected for my stupid response while exhausted.

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I think its like every pavlovian is a classical but not every classical is a pavlovian.

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This is what happens when I'm posting while exhausted. It's not Pavlovian/classical, it's operant conditioning.

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Because a raging silverback gorilla that can bench two tons just isn't enough - it needs to be a swole silverback for it to count.

Some guys really have self-confidence issues.

No wonder even his made up girlfriend dumped him.

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lemdro.id

There's no such thing as an adolescent silverback. A silverback is a fully mature dominant male. They don't gain the silver coloration until they are mature, so the entire premise is a contradiction in terms.

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I reject your reality and choose to believe that weird guy's.

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Bald men are my favorite species. It gets me moist knowing that they can’t get me pregnant.

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0opsreply

Lol, now say "rooster is a species". Fuckin dork

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kbin.social

Redditor Lemmy user admitting they might be wrong challenge (impossible)

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Nah I'll admit it

I looked it up at first and the phrasings I kept seeing was "species of mountain gorilla" so I assumed that meant it was a specific species. Woke up to the downvotes so I looked a little deeper and found out I was wrong.

Personally I blame Google for not being able to answer concise questions like "is a silverback gorilla a species" but it is what it is ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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If you're going for bulk and rage, you're forgetting the copious amount of steroids...

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So much effort... Just deliver to her adult male chimp after 3 weeks in solitary confinement.

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Or you could buy gorilla feed from the zoo and mpmd's gorilla mind and gorilla mode. Then after your transformation is complete you take drugs and kill your ex girlfriend.

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lemmy.world

This was funny until it became misogynistic, I guess

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BambiDiegoreply
lemmy.world

How? It could be a woman with a woman as an ex, nothing in the post suggests gender.

Methinks projection from you, friend

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lemmy.world

We are talking about 4chan here, but you are more right than wrong.

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You reached the end

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