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itsJoellereply
lemmy.world

Fr, do people get their Reddit shit posting monetized?

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Samsyreply
lemmy.ml

Just in their wet dreams.

Oh, YouTube and instagram-influencer, who repost and explain the joke get paid.

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I'm one of the faceless influencers ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜‰

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lemmy.world

Congrats! You are now monetized!

You will now get $0.01 for every lemmy post you make that gets 100,000 upvotes!

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RandomVideosreply
programming.dev

If you started with 1 million euros andgave everyone who reaches 10000 upvotes on lemmy 1 million euros, you would still be a millionaire

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ericbombreply
lemmy.world

Well I couldn't make the deal too tempting, or someone would think they're funny and make a bot instance and get votes to like 1 million.

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You could add the condition of not using bots to upvote a post and if someone gets 10000 upvotes just assume it happened because of bots and not give anyone money

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slrpnk.net

Why monetize Lemmy when you can just argue and collect Sorosbux?

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What is the current conversation rate of Stanley Nickels to Sorosbux?

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Riddlerreply
lemmy.world

Sorosbux don't pay the bills ๐Ÿ˜ก

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The leftists need to realise that the average person is left with no choice but to capitalise. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Unemployment rising, inflation increasing. Live in the UK and you'll see what I mean. ๐Ÿ‘

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lemm.ee

I would also like this lemmy money or maybe l'monay if you're french or fancy.

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lemmy.world

I'll bite. What are the other 7? If this turns into an ad I don't think it will turn out the way you expected

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Riddlerreply
lemmy.world

๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคซ. You're not suppose to know my secrets. But I will tell you, I'm cashing in on Lemmy. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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Riddlerreply
lemmy.world

You can join my crypto discord server for only $299 a month. ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿค

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I thought you mfs hate work and your boss. Wtf? Luckily, I don't work for one no more..

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