asklemmy·Ask LemmybySSTF Would you rather fight a horse shaped duck or a duck shaped horse?View original on lemmy.world-2Comments12
UUprisingVoltage feddit.it2Hide 2 repliesYou mean sized, right? A duck-sized horse or a horse-sized duck. Right??!5
aallotrope replylemmy.worldHere I thought we would take the horse shaped duck as a new species to populate our environment.3
VanillaDrink lemmy.worldHorse shaped duck. Ducks are chill, unlike geese. A Duck shaped horse could potentially freak out and clobber me.3
jjadedctrl sopuli.xyz2Hide 2 repliesObviously the duck-sized horse. That bitch is tiny! What’re they gonna do, poke my ankle to death?3
aamminadabz replysh.itjust.worksHerein lies the philosophical conundrum: if it looks like a duck, and is the size of a duck, is it not indeed now a duck?3
the dopamine fiend lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThe original question was whether you'd want to fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses. Is that what you meant to ask?3
You mean sized, right?
A duck-sized horse or a horse-sized duck.
Right??!
Here I thought we would take the horse shaped duck as a new species to populate our environment.
I don't think I've ever seen someone screw up a classic so bad 😂 😂 😂
Horse shaped duck. Ducks are chill, unlike geese.
A Duck shaped horse could potentially freak out and clobber me.
Obviously the duck-sized horse. That bitch is tiny! What’re they gonna do, poke my ankle to death?
Not sized.
Herein lies the philosophical conundrum: if it looks like a duck, and is the size of a duck, is it not indeed now a duck?
The original question was whether you'd want to fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses. Is that what you meant to ask?
I asked what I asked.
What’s taller? A midget giant or a giant midget.
Would you rather have a horse shaped dick or a duck shaped dick?
Duck.
Do the corkscrew.