Spyke
lemmy.world

I remember hearing that the allies had a similar plan. They air dropped a ton of extra large condoms, but labeled them small/medium so the Nazis would think their enemies are packing the meatiest of girthmeisters to ever exist

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Zoboomafooreply
slrpnk.net

You say plan like the concept was hashed out while sober

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lemmy.world

"Yeah we can't shoot them from this spot, how about we hurt their feelings instead?"

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Yeah, but somehow I think this would only improve morale.

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After the porn bombardment didn't work, the axis powers considered a German porn bombardment, which was quickly rejected as even Hitler thought it was too cruel

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dormi.zone

You know, this really makes me appreciate how far drawn pornography has advanced in such a relatively short amount of time. folks just could not draw titties a hundred years ago.

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sbvreply
sh.itjust.works

These are good tiddies.

She has some owl in her though. No human neck would turn that far.

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dormi.zone

I regret to inform you that these are not, in fact, doing it for me. They look like balloons fixed onto to a weirdly flat blow up doll, complete with the weird uncanny face they always have. To think this was what was considered military grade at the time... War really is hell.

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lemmy.world

Just cause you low-key need weiners in there doesn't mean that's not perfectly fine disney-esque goon material

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dormi.zone

I will die on this hill. Pluck the average twitter furry artist off the street and I'd bet they can crank out better softcore on a receipt than the militaries best and brightest of a century ago.

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sh.itjust.works

Whoever designed that site and chose those colors needs to find a new path in life. Graphic design and front end development are not for them.

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stankmutreply
lemmy.world

This is what all websites used to look like back in the day. Only thing missing is a blinking 'Site in Construction' sign.

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