lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyTrack_Shovel I'll just be over here setting a new recordView original on slrpnk.net885Comments38
GGork lemm.ee6Hide 6 repliesWell don't mind if I do... Can't argue with it. It's scheduled on the calendar.45
MxM111 replykbin.social3Hide 3 repliesThe problem is that it suggests that the other days are not that.23
NNocturnalEngineer replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesIf you jacked off for a solid 24 hours straight, I'm certain you wouldn't want to do any other days for a while.7
Track_Shovel replyslrpnk.net1Hide 1 replyMake sure you use the company approved cumpod https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P0PJovYgAFE6
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ddangblingus lemmy.dbzer0.com7Hide 7 repliesDiarise must have been the dictionary.com word of the day38
RRGB3x3 replylemmy.worldTitle. Enter. Input. Insert. Stroke Out. Masturbate. Well maybe not that last one.8
DDaxtron2 replystartrek.website1Hide 1 replyConsidering a calendar is not a diary, literally anything else would be better9
TTimewornTraveler replylemm.eeDiary is a day's musings, one could say a calendar is naught but a series of diaries!2
GGodnroc lemmy.world1Hide 1 replySent me to the dictionary on that one. Diarise, or diarize, means to write something into a diary.20
AAA5B replylemmy.worldYeah, I’ll take this one. The funny thing is I saw this at the same time as a similar reply for an entirely different thread: I guess only knowing English is also an American stereotype, just like a certain date format1
Some ones been waiting for this since he was hired
FINE, I'LL DO IT.
But not because you told me to.
I will, just because you did!
Well don't mind if I do...
Can't argue with it. It's scheduled on the calendar.
The problem is that it suggests that the other days are not that.
If you jacked off for a solid 24 hours straight, I'm certain you wouldn't want to do any other days for a while.
If it’s in the US, he’s got a long month ahead of him.
Yes, I can see that sleep deprivation can be a problem.
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Diarise must have been the dictionary.com word of the day
what else would you say?
Notate. Signify. Write down. Put down. List. Describe.
Title. Enter. Input. Insert. Stroke Out. Masturbate.
Well maybe not that last one.
He ejaculated
Considering a calendar is not a diary, literally anything else would be better
Diary is a day's musings, one could say a calendar is naught but a series of diaries!
If it's an entire day I would say it's gooning day
It's a month
It's madness
Oh true! USA notation
you can see the 1 under the Fri, it's sensible notation
Sent me to the dictionary on that one.
Diarise, or diarize, means to write something into a diary.
what about diarrheas
That capitalization choice 👨🏻🍳💋
They absolutely knew what they were doing.
They’ve got you pegged.
Every day for a full month!?!?!?
Found the american
Yeah, I’ll take this one. The funny thing is I saw this at the same time as a similar reply for an entirely different thread: I guess only knowing English is also an American stereotype, just like a certain date format
Duty calls
That's a long one
I call those Saturdays
Sigh… *unzips*
Seems like a sticky situation
Not that you don't deserve the time off - you do. But they ain't wrong are they.
...And the I put my day off in the calendar.
You've heard it guys, time for us to jack off.