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I must stay vegetarian because I can't go without black pudding I envy all of you
My big dream was joining the next level of human accomplishment by being vegan but it's impossible for me to relinquish a good blood sausage so technically I will stay vegetarian -thanks to my uncles who perform some blood-letting on their happy cows for me.
Just want to say thank you all for your sacrifice I just can't do it but I almost did!
You were close, which only counts in veganism and hand grenades. You can essentially just check that dream off, good enough.
I tell people I'm vegan because it's easier, and to be fair I only eat meat on Fridays (and weekends) (and if I'm offered it, it would be rude to decline)
Uncles are great. My uncle doesn't have cows, but he still gets me a couple pints of the good red stuff every month.
No one is ACTUALLY vegan (lol could you imagine???). It's all just virtue signaling. Just shout in everyone's face that you're vegan and then they'll think you're a good person which is all that matters.