teft lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesSqueeze your glutes every few minutes while you're on the can. That should prevent the numbness.18Reply
BBigCow replykbin.socialAnd don't forget to wash your hands after squeezing those glutes with your messy mitts....10Reply
llettruthout lemmy.worldYou know you're in trouble when the seat sticks to your butt a little, then makes a loud noise when it falls.15Reply
Footnote2669 replylemmy.zip2Hide 2 repliesIts worse when you don’t know if you did, cos you were focusing on memes so much. Should I wipe or should I not2Reply
ddankm replylemmy.ca1Hide 1 replyIt's worse if you're on a toilet that flushes every time you move a tiny bit.2Reply
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Squeeze your glutes every few minutes while you're on the can. That should prevent the numbness.
And don't forget to wash your hands after squeezing those glutes with your messy mitts....
No can do, I'm not there to work out!
You know you're in trouble when the seat sticks to your butt a little, then makes a loud noise when it falls.
Where did you get these pictures of me????
Its worse when you don’t know if you did, cos you were focusing on memes so much. Should I wipe or should I not
It's worse if you're on a toilet that flushes every time you move a tiny bit.
Poseidon’s lick
I see... my future.
In about six more minutes.
This is some fourth wall breaking shit