lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbyno banana Are ya winning, son?View original on lemmy.world625Comments25
ggullible kbin.social6Hide 6 replies“Son, I’m profoundly disappointed. I raised you not to stoop to such awful perversion. You’ve managed to ignore the rule of thirds and even moved the focus from your eyes. Hand me the camera so we can do this right.”106
no banana replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyUnless she still wants to be a son, of course. Anything is fine.46
DDrPop lemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesWhat is suppose to be in Dad's hand because it looks like a dog food bowl.24
fflambonkscious replysh.itjust.worksGood question - i'm assuming it's not a meat cleaver (but that's what my first impression is)4
TTheGrandNagus replylemmy.worldDon't really see what's unhealthy about people exploring very safe things that they're into5
“Son, I’m profoundly disappointed. I raised you not to stoop to such awful perversion. You’ve managed to ignore the rule of thirds and even moved the focus from your eyes. Hand me the camera so we can do this right.”
Rule of thirds is such a cishet concept
I use the rule of 3/16ths
135/4ths is good too
Rule of sqrt(2)/1
Yeah. We need the rule of 3/5ths
He is obeying rule 34 tho
Unless she still wants to be a son, of course. Anything is fine.
I misread this like three times. Very funny. 10/10 supportive dad joke.
That kids makin more than the dad now 💀
Yeah, I won.
Ab-so-lutely
Indubitably
That's your daughter now
She's wonderful
Well.... they're definitely winning from the looks of it!
What is suppose to be in Dad's hand because it looks like a dog food bowl.
Doorknob
Good question - i'm assuming it's not a meat cleaver (but that's what my first impression is)
Too real
username checks out.
🥸 ya winning
Don't know about winning, but I would like to have some of that pics (๑Ő௰Ő๑)
Don't really see what's unhealthy about people exploring very safe things that they're into