Frenchman handed jail sentence after wife finds him sexually assaulting a chicken
A Frenchman has been given a three-month suspended prison sentence after he was caught red-handed and no doubt red-faced by his wife as he sexually assaulted one of his chickens.
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The result:
The man in question:
I suspect he was just trying to poule himself off
In his defence, the hens hadn’t been laying enough eggs and the local vet told him they needed a cock.
thatsthejoke
Did you just misspell Florida twice?
Probably should have just choked the chicken.
Cock blocked again by the authorities
Fowl play!
Reminds me of Crackers in Pink Flamingos. Hilarious film, do check it out.
I'm down voting because of your username. Can I call you Tricorn?
No idea what Tricorn is.
If only context clues could help.
It would not. A tricorn is a type of hat.
But probably not in this context, right?
Right, that's what I said, context clues would not help in this instance since the context is three unicorn emojis and a tricorn is a type of hat.
Or in this context, a tricorn is a triple-unicorn.
You're advocating for the extinction of cows, and your types adopt pets from shelters just to kill them.
Yes because vegand famously get animals in their homes to kill them 🤡🤡🤡 but go ahead, say PeTa BaD, I know you want to.
Also name a single morally negative thing of letting a species become extinct without murdering them. I will wait. Especially interesting since the animal industry is one of the leading causes of species extinction.