Spyke
lemmy.ml

They've never seen a lizard-person driving a solid gold hovercraft before...

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AnonTworeply
kbin.social

For some reason that made me think that if aliens ever wanted to take over the earth, they just have to become CEOs. Nobody would be able to tell the difference.

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Sneezycatreply
sopuli.xyz

Isn't that the whole point of the lizard people conspiracy? That lizard aliens are controlling us by silently sitting in positions of power (CEOs/rich people/politicians).

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Slovenereply
feddit.nl

They live! Here, put on these sunglasses.

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You know what? I'll save us all some time and just put them on

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too many ancient civvies speak on reptiles/naga for it to be not rooted in some truth. wool has been pulled over modern humans eyes for sure

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Bezos & Musk came along with some superglue shortly after.

I believe there’s still roughly $7.66 out there, but bring a scraper.

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crusa187reply
lemmy.ml

All that’s left is the ass-pennies, might want to reconsider

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waz
lemmy.world

Am I the only person who was confused because I read penises instead of pennies the first time?

I wonder what Freud would say about this.

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the only cure is fucking your mother and killing your father

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lemmy.world

Now let's see a generated image of Data riding in a solid gold hovercraft scattering pennies as he goes by.

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Zagorathreply
aussie.zone

How did the AI decide to ignore the skirt that literally every real hovercraft (and therefore, one would presume, source image of a hovercraft) has to trap the air below it?

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You think Zuck would care about some old hoovering technology?

Nah, as a techbro, he would buy some scifi hovercraft tech

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joereply
lemmy.today

I like how it decided that hovercraft should always be on the ground

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I mean, it's solid gold. Won't go to high off the ground easily!

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feddit.de

Wait what? His hovercraft isn't made from diamonds? What a peasant.

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Diamond hovercraft is almost indestructible, so it's boring. Golden one is very soft and is single use. You don't even charge it, just buy a new one.

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"when I was human, I mean I'm still human" what a goofball that marky mark is

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And to think some of us fuckers here didn’t want the God-King to federate with us. You all will be first against the wall when Emperor Zuck - rightfully - ascends to the throne.

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With the social network he owns polarising society, he might well get to enjoy these 'animals' 'tear each other apart'

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You reached the end