Person, who made this meme, should be tortured til he learns how to recognise "be" and "bee" only by voice.
English has too many sounds for a language that contains only 26 letters and several dialects where people just eat half of the words. Honestly, i wouldn't mind to have maybe 3-4 new letters to just not have two different learning curves: one for reading and another one for speaking
Pretty sure writing in English is famous for being gorgeous, with its history of borrowing words from every other language you have the widest range of options to write the best poetry and prose possible.
Nein, stell dir vor eine Jungfrau sprechen. Sie trägt eine Dirndl und trinkt vier Bier und will dich kennenlernen. Oder einer freundlich Mann. Er will Videospiele sprechen in der Stadtpark. Meiner Großonkel was einer freundlicher Künstler.
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Person, who made this meme, should be tortured til he learns how to recognise "be" and "bee" only by voice.
English has too many sounds for a language that contains only 26 letters and several dialects where people just eat half of the words. Honestly, i wouldn't mind to have maybe 3-4 new letters to just not have two different learning curves: one for reading and another one for speaking
No, what we need is stopping thief letters like c, q, and x
Don't forget those silent letters who completely fuck everything up when you're trying to learn the word.
The pterodactyl is here to ptero you a new asshole.
In Australia we don't eat half the words, it's just too fucken hot to expend that much energy, also beers.
I think you might like the Shavian alphabet
I love eating my o's
Spaghetti- or Cheeri-?
Bring back ð and þ!
Pretty sure writing in English is famous for being gorgeous, with its history of borrowing words from every other language you have the widest range of options to write the best poetry and prose possible.
Now speaking English, that shit's for losers.
Idk German just sounds friendly to me. Not as friendly as Dutch though.
Nein, stell dir vor eine Jungfrau sprechen. Sie trägt eine Dirndl und trinkt vier Bier und will dich kennenlernen. Oder einer freundlich Mann. Er will Videospiele sprechen in der Stadtpark. Meiner Großonkel was einer freundlicher Künstler.
Du sprichst mir aus der Seele.
I can't stop laughing at the russian one.
First sentence you learn in Duo in russian: "Me in metro"
The chad Spanish vs the virgin everyone else
𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉
Guten Tag, werte Damen und Herren
Lithuanian would be:
Writing:
Speaking:
what about esperanto