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lemmy.world
  1. Set appointment with your doctor.
  2. Go to appointment.
  3. Accept IV full of white shit.
  4. Wake up stoned as balls
  5. SO drives you home.

Easy money.

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You don't normally get general anaesthesia for a prostate exam? Do you at least get the lollipop afterwards

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Wait a minute, You mean it's easy money for the doctor, right? Patients don't get paid for being patients.

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I gotta get a twin monitor on a proper stand at least if I'm gonna get old on the internet I need luxury and style to do it

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lemmy.ml

My doctor has long fingernails and it's super uncomfortable when she starts wiggling all her fingers around.

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lemmy.world

He's gotta get "hyped up" for his prostate exam? WTF?? Just go to your doctor's appointment, bend over, and take it like a man.

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He has anxiety and is worried that the bleeding hemorrhoids are colorectal cancer.

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