Spyke

R2-D2 is the king of all short kings, and inspiration to any who wish to woo large powerful women.

25

He sticks his little robot peen in like everything he can possibly reach. Door control panels, elevators, spaceships, other droids... All while whistling and beeping frenetically.

He's a horny little droid and we all know it.

12

C3PO is either ace with a vast knowledge on sexuality that puts autistic hypersexuals into shame, or just way too socially awkward to score.

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