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lemmy.world

Ah yes, the love of anon's life - the chick that fucks random dudes in a frat house toilet, and they say romance isn't real 😍

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Back when I was in my early 20s my friends girlfriend tried to set me up with her friend, her selling point to me was that she fucked two dudes in the back of a biker bar the previous weekend.

I passed on that really fast, I was also mighty impressed with his girlfriends opinion of me.

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😂 astonishing the amount of shit people think they're "missing out"

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lemmy.world

This guy thinking that girl would have fucked him if only he kept playing FIFA is like the RIAA decades ago thinking I would have bought the CD for an mp3 I downloaded if only there wasn't Napster.

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Thank you, sonny. Here, have a nickel and go get yourself something nice from the candy store.

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lemmy.cafe

Is there a prerequsite for greentext to be completely made up?

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Illecorsreply
lemmy.cafe

I've only joined this sub a few days ago, so, I guess, no :(

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lemmy.cafe

Would a post saying every post is made up break the universe, then? 😁

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What a waste of a robot, to parse internet content instead of just serve it. Insanity would be a reprieve.

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lemmy.world

Yes, but cross platform multiplayer is a recent thing. So he’d have to play only with other PC FIFA players

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lemmy.world

Yes. The PS3 launched in 2006, that isnt very recent. This wikipedia article says that while there were a few dreamcast games with crossplay, Overwatch (PS4) seemed to start the modern crossplay trend.

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lemmy.world

Only the new FIFA 24 is cross play and it's not even called FIFA anymore. Yes, we are getting old.

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FC 24. EA didn't want to pay FIFA for the naming rights as they asked for a ridiculous amount of money.

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