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lemmy.ca

Legolas: I feel a slight tingling sensation. Aragorn: ride hard!

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lemmy.world

Aragorn's an 80 year old homeless man who probably hasn't had a bath in a while.

I doubt that coconut and sandlewood would be the dominant scents there is all I'm saying.

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lemmy.world

I reckon Elrond has quite a high standard of personal hygiene, especially if one was to lay with his daughter.

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"it's powdered sugar"

"It's delicious"

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He bathed in rivendell because he knew arwen was gonna come around

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kbin.social

This sounds like a something Éowyn would think of. Smells better than her other candle, "living in a townhouse with Faramir"

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Well, after the war Eowyn and Faramir lived their lives in Emyn Arnen, a hilly region in the north of Ithilien. And given he was a captain of Gondor, I doubt their house was less than a manor.

Besides that, what's wrong with a nice town house in the upper rings of Minas Tirith?

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