Hue hue hue

I'm an excessive gravitas person. Instead of laughing, I just narrow my eyes and glare at you in silence.

The wind dies. Nearby plants wither. Small children hide.

Do pirates count? Yo ho ho

My ex was a ho ho person.

I usually use "hehe" to express a more sheepish laugh

"Haha" for a more normal one

And "Hoho!" For a surprised/exited

I know this girl who NEVER laughs. She just deadpans "I'm dead." I'm fucking hilarious, and it gives me low self esteem to hang out with her so I stopped. Now me and my real friends laugh about it.

Anyway I say "hoo hoo"

I used hehe a lot at one point, but it's so uncommonly used I go with haha when I mean hehe.

Hehe just makes me think of Michael Jackson so I say haha. Hehe if I’m trying to be Michael Jackson

Jajaja!

Reminds me of this legend of a video

he he

Is that you Michael Jackson?

Hah hah hah hah

“Hi hi” is the standard in Morse code. But I am more of a ha ha person

Ho ho, so you're approaching me?

Uh huh.

I do "ehe" because it reminds me of this