I'm high as a kite and took a solid 21 seconds to figure out your left and right feet are not switched with each other

Nice name my guy

My best guess is this is at some kinda mall? Based off the escalator and title.

God I love the color crimson. Too bad a lot of my friends just call it "Red" and then proceed to explain to me that it's the same thing.

Dude, that's like saying purple and violet are the same