The past nine years (2014–2022) have been the warmest years since modern recordkeeping began in 1880. We're super fucked at this point. Even if we all stopped emmiting carbon tomorrow. We'd still be fucked for decades and likely centuries.

Technically in 5 billion years when the sun expands and consumes the Earth, it will truly be the hottest day on record.

The first of many more

Sorry everyone, I took my shirt off yesterday