"This meme was brought to you through a single piece of glass several thousand miles long, at the bottom of the ocean"

Aktshually Article 20 subsection 4 of the German Basic Law gives me explicit leeway to shoot the Führer:

(4) All Germans shall have the right to resist any person seeking to abolish this constitutional order if no other remedy is available.

And on his birthday, too!

This is why I use Krita

Which has nothing to do with nerdy sex perverts whatsoever

Kobolds are originally just the "small folk" of German mythology with all of them being gnome-like but with varying degrees of hospitality. That's why you get your mine Kobolds, your Heinzelmännchen and your Klabautermann.

Bonus fact: Dog like Kobolds in DnD derived media are not exclusive to Japan, in the Everquest lore they are also dog like (and a bit hyena like, whereas gnolls here are fully canine)

This all could have been avoided with a Discworld-style Thieves Guild

I know people weren't exactly happy with the manga ending but... S2 is truly something to behold.

It is hard to convey to somebody who doesn't know the story just how badly they messed this up.

What they removed:

Fan favourite arc and characters.

Guns, lots of guns.

Literally god.

An entire civil war.

What they replaced it with:

"Martha? My mom is also called Martha let's end racism"

A PowerPoint presentation (half the last episode is a slideshow)

This is the man who punched somebody in the face when service workers went home and he was huuuungy

I'm just glad the parents named her that before the last season of GOT released.

Otherwise it would be even more concerning.

Parasitoids: I'll do it again

technologically

Not only that, according to his lore they also had psionic powers and could make stuff levitate.

Wonder if they were friends with the lost civilization on Mars (yes, he also believes this)...

Judging by the smileys:

1-3 are normal people, 5 is a chronic patient

Ugh don't you hate it when an active connection blocks the use of the stargate network for everyone.

Truly a 90s moment.

Yeah, very funny giving it such a cutesy name so you drop your guard but once you learn what it is actually called you won't be laughing anymore:

Japanese long-tailed bushtit

I was making a joke but in this case it was two characters sharing the name "Emma".

Troy and Abed in the fruiiiitboooowl

Cowards, should adapt the remaining 6 1/2 volumes, 19 volumes of the sequel and 11 volumes of the prequel.

Dings and dents are just calibration marks if you lack ultrasonic distance sensors, sadly.

While the vision replacement has been getting slightly better I'll never forget the time where it told me that I'm lodged inside of a wall.

They used to be moderately common in the before times, like 2.5 inch IDE HDD times.

For added horror those often where Y cables, too.

Casually shorts the two IEC colour coded wires for AC live + neutral.

You won't believe what happened next.

People who have read "The Things": Well clearly it is all of them!