microblogmemes·Microblog Memesbywahfflez cant wait to slap deepseek in a temu fuckbot so it can call me a little pig boy and make me oink.View original on lemmy.world267Comments14Reply
lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbywahfflez Finish your reds or you don’t get your camel crush for dessert.View original on lemmy.world243Comments9Reply
lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbywahfflez idk i guess im like “emotional” like idk like i guess being emo🖤⛓️ isn’t popular…..but i hope you guys understand like sometimes you have to like let it out…lmk in that comments😜mr beast reminds me of a chinchillaView original on lemmy.world119Comments2Reply
lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbywahfflez My adhd diagnosis finally revealed why i kept getting duis. No fucking adderall. nowadays i hit 6 in the bathroom then im damn near soberView original on lemmy.world-10Comments13Reply
lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbywahfflez the woke left is always like “we need less shootings” gun control so kids can’t commit domestic terror. but the right says i get wolf pussy so they win.View original on lemmy.world374Comments51Reply
microblogmemes·Microblog Memesbywahfflez i see a bad thing i punch the shit out of my kid. pummeling the weakest of us makes me feel good. like i’m drunk but you don’t know what taxes areView original on lemmy.world133Comments35Reply
lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbywahfflez (man picks up a newport 100) That thing was too big to be called a newport. Too big, too thick and too heavy, too rough, it was more like a large hunk of ironView original on lemmy.world82Comments2Reply
microblogmemes·Microblog Memesbywahfflez sending ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡) to my dealer when he says he’s outta crackView original on lemmy.world196Comments4Reply
lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbywahfflez My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm.View original on lemmy.world349Comments12Reply
microblogmemes·Microblog Memesbywahfflez ur not invited to samsara broView original on lemmy.world247Comments14Reply
lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbywahfflez i’m at TGIFridays getting groomed by an undercover CIA agent to do a “more lowkey 9-11” like sure man i’ll fashion a homemade kamikaze drone can i get some more chicken strips thoView original on lemmy.world142Comments4Reply
lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbywahfflez the woke mob made the oscar mayer wienermobile stop throwing the defective factory dogs in the stands at nascar because 17 people “died” and caught “salmonella”View original on lemmy.world284Comments8Reply
lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbywahfflez my flarp plug said he can’t take any more appliances after i gave him my air fryer..idk what im gonna do for my next fix man i gotta flarp tonight this slime isn’t cutting itView original on lemmy.world115Comments2Reply
lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbywahfflez ya shorty handling me with care and mindfulnessView original on lemmy.world264Comments5Reply
