oh hey it me

You can have your mouth open underwater without letting water into your lungs… if you need justification besides “art” then you could say the kitten is trying to catch a fish in its mouth.

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"Thompson, with a 'P', as in psychology"

or /ɪɛztɛɪaɪ/ depending on whether you treat the final phoneme of moped as /t/ or /d/ -> [t]