not much man how about you

there has to be a better way to phrase

"Does anyone sell cats"

than that

instead of casting a net, dump raw sewage

best way to catch em

you will likely just get fentanyl unless you make some new decent connections, do some planning and prep, know which vein to hit etc.

you need more than a day

also I thought heroin fucking sucks the first time you take it unless you already have opioid tolerance

you feel good, sure, but Iyou want to puke so fucking bad

walk up to any old lady with a bad hip

figure out if she has Alzheimer's

if she does

congratulations, you are her relative

dig through her medicine cabinet

look for percs, oxys or maybe you strike gold with morphine amps

don't actually do this, you will go to jail if it legit isn't your last day

hey man if 9 fully kitted call of duty characters were standing on you, wouldn't you collapse?

All other countries without sideloading mandates

We're as shitty as we're legally allowed to be
- Apple

I posted this yesterday in LemmyShitpost

Honest to god thought it was a horse barfing in a convenience store. Then someone pointed out that horses can't puke.

The jpegification and motion blur did a lot of heavy lifting. None of the shit in the background makes any sense. Back legs also look kinda weird.

ITT:

They didn't have any abbreviations ready for that sentence

Nations who recognise Palestine:

I miss this kind of confidence I got from cocaine

he almost has that perfect evolved-to-survive-car-crashes physique

Silver lining: some (possibly state level) bot farm operator considers Lemmy to be prominent enough to be worth spreading propaganda on.

We made it lads

I'd go back in time to fifteen minutes ago when I had my earphones

Like fuck dude

I just had it and I can't find the fucking things anywhere

edit: found it. If that was my only time travel opportunity, I'd take it

some secrets are completely acceptable to take to the grave

a forum to commiserate and share advice and coping mechanisms and so on.

Speaking for myself here, but I feel like this can make the problem worse. /r/depression is something in a similar vein. Whenever I went there, I'd always leave sadder. There's something about reading other people's struggles that just seemed to reinforce my own sense of hopelessness.

Also, bad advice on those kinds of forums can look extremely reasonable if your perception of the world is clouded by your problems.

I know it doesn't work for everyone, but give therapy a shot if you haven't already.

Like others have said, having a friend that you see regularly can help with loneliness. Doesn't even have to be strangers. Try messaging an old friend you drifted apart from. Odds are they'd be happy to catch up.

Sorry for the unsolicited advice. I know this isn't the type of response you asked for. I hope everything works out for you, bud.

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got me

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• Every channel is just a moderator with an amphetamine problem writing a new manifesto every 15 minutes

Ive seen these JD Vance facemorphs so many times that when I saw an actual image of him the other day I almost couldn't recognise him

I hate that whenever I check in to see how flat earthers are doing they've somehow grown in size

Like... Why

They have to do all this shoddy crackhead troll math to prove how something like timezones can work on a flat earth but then it completely invalidates the shoddy crackhead troll math they did to prove how gravity works on a flat earth.