I don't believe him Mr Spectre. Show him the flashback where I tried snorting sudafed at work when I ran out of money for coke

Looking at OP's writing pattern (and the smaller details of their screenshot), English likely isn't their first language. They probably meant to say something else.

I can't read their mind, but I think maybe they were trying to say that they experienced some friction with some kind of setup they had.

Or I'm having a stroke. I have a family history of that.

I legit thought this was about George W Bush

No, I was high.

Apologies. No hostility was intended.

damn, you're right

immediately folded and apologised on the first message

I don't know why it needed to "think" about that for three seconds

I love the little deliberate muscle line on the hip to accentuate the roundness of the cheeks

he's not a loser

he settles out of court sometimes

Man, spambots in 2026 fucking suck

I miss them selling greymarket dickpills

All other countries without sideloading mandates

We're as shitty as we're legally allowed to be
- Apple

I posted this yesterday in LemmyShitpost

Honest to god thought it was a horse barfing in a convenience store. Then someone pointed out that horses can't puke.

The jpegification and motion blur did a lot of heavy lifting. None of the shit in the background makes any sense. Back legs also look kinda weird.

ITT:

They didn't have any abbreviations ready for that sentence

Nations who recognise Palestine:

I miss this kind of confidence I got from cocaine

he almost has that perfect evolved-to-survive-car-crashes physique

Silver lining: some (possibly state level) bot farm operator considers Lemmy to be prominent enough to be worth spreading propaganda on.

We made it lads

I'd go back in time to fifteen minutes ago when I had my earphones

Like fuck dude

I just had it and I can't find the fucking things anywhere

edit: found it. If that was my only time travel opportunity, I'd take it

some secrets are completely acceptable to take to the grave

a forum to commiserate and share advice and coping mechanisms and so on.

Speaking for myself here, but I feel like this can make the problem worse. /r/depression is something in a similar vein. Whenever I went there, I'd always leave sadder. There's something about reading other people's struggles that just seemed to reinforce my own sense of hopelessness.

Also, bad advice on those kinds of forums can look extremely reasonable if your perception of the world is clouded by your problems.

I know it doesn't work for everyone, but give therapy a shot if you haven't already.

Like others have said, having a friend that you see regularly can help with loneliness. Doesn't even have to be strangers. Try messaging an old friend you drifted apart from. Odds are they'd be happy to catch up.

Sorry for the unsolicited advice. I know this isn't the type of response you asked for. I hope everything works out for you, bud.

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