Could have stopped after the first sentence and actually not come off as a fucking idiot

It's doubly fake. The original has a frog.

https://www.reddit.com/r/GoodFakeTexts/comments/eckdhd/polite_frog_is_much_cute/

What kind of loser Photoshops a repost?

Not everyone on the internet is American bozo

Monero used zero knowledge proofs. It is anonymous unlike Bitcoin. That's its main selling feature.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2015/12/martin-shkreli-pharmaceuticals-ceo-interview

his real goal is to invent new drugs for rare diseases. Turing recently announced discounts of Dara­prim for hospitals, and Shkreli says that for people without insurance it will cost only $1 a pill. For everyone else, insurance, which he argues is paid for by corporate America’s profits, will cover the cost.

I'm gonna die angry if you keep talking to me

Reported for threats of violence

No

Fuck off asshole

Martin gave the medication for free/reduced prices to people who couldn't afford it. It was literally a smear campaign.