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The best burgers are found in places that look like you have to bribe a health official to get a barely passing grade

Forget packing, to get 100 justices in there, you'll need crowbar and and a 55 gallon drum of asteoglide

Even the WIFI wants to kill you in Australia

Ruh Roh.....Ralpatine is a Rith Rord

I thought the devil created Chihuahuas with that chance

I assume Spirit Airlines was disqualified for abusing pretty much every drug Florida man has ever been accused of taking

Oh, you want your news filtered, but you will happily rawdog Becky who may or may not have Clamidia

In terms of area, aren't the size of the various American grids roughly the same size as the ones that comprise the individual countries in Europe?

Quickie marriage with a $100 million prenup

Kinda looks like Leslie Neilsen if an AI program reversed his age to the mid to late 20's

Clocks were invented before electricity. If an EMP took out all the electronics, a mechanical clock is still the best way to measure longitude at sea

Based on the past, any dictator not butchering people in the high 6 figures is seen as a vast improvement

The Nvidia-Singer 8750

You don't need money, or movie star looks to attract women. All you need is a Berner

They're just making sure your CAT-5 cable is properly connected

This needs a catchy name, like 'forging the coin'

It wouldn't have mattered if you kill Hitler. Someone else would have risen up and taken power, eventually kicking off WW2. The conditions in early 1930s Germany were too ripe not to have a demagogue take total power there. If you wanted to prevent those events from happening, you prevent the great depression, not kill some leader of a nation

Isn't the coke Navy essentially the United States Coast Guard?

Rumor has it Ryanair will challenge Comcast in the CAS