"according to our extensive research, when we multiplied how much we like you by fuckall, you owe us 20000"

america will do anything but invest in public transport huh

i though the onion was supposed to be satire not give good advice

I ironed mine out 🤭

6 am after an all nighter feels better than waking up at 6 normally

what the fuck was he thinking with the rebrand? not only did he throw all of the brand identity that twitter had, x. com and especially x premium don't exactly sound like social media sites if y'all get what im sayin

fuck you. eat shit and fucking die cunt.

I lost the game

wonder what people were talking about

the fact that I immediately unfocused my eyes

honestly, can we just let that die with reddit?

baiG PhARmA OBjeCTS

big pharma can choke on a fucking dick

that sounded very mean I apologize

all hail dark reader

my retinas have been thanking me

nice ass makes up for lack of boobs, can't be done the other way around

like its damage stats right? right???

I'm working on it

you could remove half the walls on your house and that fly still wouldn't find its way out

have u tried making installation media with Rufus? they'll let u use a local account and skip all that. also tiny 11 is what I use, cuts out Microsoft's bullshit

I once had a $100 shipping option that was one day faster for something that cost like $30

I've literally never had ff crash on me. are u running really old hardware?