It also only has one hole, which, if you ask some topologists, is what humans have.

Nine year olds, man!

If it looks like the picture: Please take it off the charger at least. If the battery is swelling like that it's likely to overheat at some point and then it may just burn your house down. If in any doubt, take your gear to your neighborhood computer shop (I'm sure there is one). They'll sort you out quick and cheap. And you won't have a potential firebomb in your house. - I'd call that a win-win!

I'm elated there's such a thing as WikiRug. I see absolutely no use for it for myself personally but I'm happy there's a site for all the rug enthusiasts out there.

... this may have come out a bit wrong.

If you really think about it, humans are just donuts without the frosting or the sprikles.

We're the rejects in the donut display.

Well, there's the one obvious one - mouth through to the anus, there may be more openings to that hole, but I don't believe any of them go all the way through.

They go through the same hole as the mouth in the end, though. At least a part of them...

I think I said in another comment that I'm not an actual expert on this matter. So there may well be more holes in this theory, and person.

Yes. I'm afraid I'm not a real topologist, so we're at their mercy. Let us pray they don't come up with new holes.