Somewhere underneath all of those cables is a rack running business critical infrastructure!

Its gotta be “I lost the game”

Same, I’ll just read the auto transcription of the scam call, bill collector, or my mother later when I have the energy

Gross… I’ll take three

LAST IN MARI- ART

Every time: “Let me just pick it up real quick to start my… oh look at all these notifications and new posts…” 2 hours later “ok now for some bedtime music.. why am I so tired?”

It’s a hard fight between all the time maintaining your own stuff takes and the utter resistance by other users who just won’t learn anything new or use any real security.

Time for your “comfort vest” sir