Satire as it is, this is truly a "laughing to keep from crying" situation. 🤣 😭

Yes.

I only wish more people had your ability to see the irony of the situation.

I hate to be "that guy"—I prefer being "this guy"—but why is this posted here?

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And what have Democrats offered to counter this with? Nothing.

It's true. The Dems haven't promised to essentially burn the Constitution with a spoiled rich-kid alleged con man to treat the country as his personal playground.

They have just as much to benefit from P2025 as Republicans.

Ok, I'll bite. Such as…?

But Republicans are honest in their intent.

Especially in these recent times, I'd say Republicans can't even spell "honest" in a game of hangman with five of the six letters exposed. And, really, since when has dictatorship ever been part of the GOP plan until 2016?

McConnell, shortly after the announcement, said…

It has been my ho…  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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…and was then lead away.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. The ACLU betrayed no one, pardner. If 1^st^ Amendment rights go ignored, despicable as the rhetoric may seem, we become the fascists we fight against. Please don't let zealotry cloud your better judgement.

That said, nowhere is it written that free speech precludes lawful rebuttal.

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How can you vote against something that has already been getting enacted for the last few presidential terms.

Please explain. What exactly has been enacted? A rightwing authoritarian state?

This shift started with Bill Clinton, it’s just until recently it got a name.

What? Again, please explain. What "shift" started with Clinton? What is this name of which you speak?

She must be Canadian 🤣 🍁

I bet you like Necco wafers too.

Meanwhile, it's finally proven that all RM Palmer Company chocolates (Easter bunnies, lambs, "gelt", etc.) are actually made from rejected Crayola brown crayons and have been since 1961!

• Washington Post: RM Palmer Easter Bunnies made from Crayola factory-seconds

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Is this a first in history: a true Onion article that could be posted in !nottheonion? 🤣 😭

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How so? How is it inevitable in the real world? No snark from me, I'd like your take on the matter.

You're wrong. 110% wrong.

The best pizza topping that everyone disses is fentanyl.

And you wonder why most western world governments want to block TikTok? With all these insidious tutorials!!

So glad sanity prevails.

No snark here—strangely enough—but can any of the informed infidels here point me to exactly where The Bible says that? I know that in the Jewish faith, you will not be buried in a Jewish cemetery if you have a tattoo. Especially THAT tattoo! 🤣

In any case, say what you will, that's a nice tat.

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EDIT: never mind, heathens 🤣 I answered my own question…

From reformjudaism.org : Is it true that you cannot be buried in a Jewish cemetery if you have a tattoo?

In the Bible, we find that respect for the body translates to keeping it free from unnecessary permanent markings: "You shall not make gashes in your flesh for the dead, or incise any marks on yourselves. I am the Eternal" (Leviticus 19:28). This aversion to tattoos was likely a response to customs of the Israelites' pagan neighbors. After the Holocaust, many in the Jewish community became even more opposed to tattoos, since many Jews had been forcibly tattooed while imprisoned in concentration camps.

While the Jewish community might still be divided over tattoos, the prohibition against burying a tattooed person in a Jewish cemetery is a myth. Caring for the body after death is also a mitzvah, and we don't exclude people in our communities from that care simply because of markings on the skin.