You’re right, Microsoft. I should get Firefox instead

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

idk man, seems pretty straightforward to me

This is misleading. They made each of the different denominations of Christianity a separate group, but atheists, agnostics, and people who believe in a higher power but don't belong to any specific religion are all lumped together.

My fediverse instance removed downvotes 😔

because this was traced from a stonetoss comic, for a meme subreddit where people photoshop stonetoss comics to be about things other than racism

whoever wrote this post was definitely writemaxxing and postmogging

Readers added context they thought people might want to know:

Either these couches are really tiny, or room in this image is really big. It looks like the room is like six times the size of my college dorm. If the rest of the house is similarly sized, it’s probably also insanely fucking expensive. middle school gymnasium ass room

that’s a good point, I’m gonna go google “are traps gay” and see what it says

I know leftist memes can get wordy but damn

steve jobs was going to add this feature right before he died of ligma

number 10 is Ringo

Here’s what OP assumed you knew they meant to say:

TAYLOR SWIFT IS HETEROSEXUAL

just in case it wasn’t fucking clear

…if students at terrorist encampments were chanting slogans calling for the death of black or gays they would be swiftly stamped out. And that professors who did so would never work again.

And if my grandmother had wheels and could lift up to 5000 pounds, she’d be a Toyota 3-Wheel Electric Forklift.

sharks are smooth. my uncle is a shark and he said so

be me

create a universe bc bored

make up a guy to live in it, call it “adam”

adam looks a bit lonely, decide to give it friends

make up a whole bunch of different guys, call them “animals”

adam doesn’t hang out with any of them??????

wtf.jpg

break off one of adam’s ribs

make it into a new guy, call it “eve”

they immediately start fucking each other

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before i go i tell them not to eat the fruit that makes you smart

the next day i see adam and eve with animal parts draped over them???

ask them “what the fuck is that” they say “clothes”

???????

they say they put the animal parts on themselves to not be naked

how the fuck do they know what being naked is. they were supposed to be dumb as fuck when i made them

obviously they ate the fruit that makes them smart

tell them to gtfo

What the fuck anons??? The guys I made literally did the opposite of what I told them to do

4th one is just a half life security guard

You should change the name to something cooler, like maybe a single Unicode character

I think ⦖ could look good but I’m also partial to ⧰, what do you think?

Putin: 😟

Russian civilians, realizing they don’t have to pay taxes anymore: 🤩

that one is famously a hoax.

…as opposed to other photos of the loch ness monster, which are verified by credible sources?