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Robot Escorted Away By Cops After Terrorizing Old Woman

Robot Escorted Away By Cops After Terrorizing Old Woman

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Robot Escorted Away By Cops After Terrorizing Old Woman

Robot Escorted Away By Cops After Terrorizing Old Woman

https://futurism.com/robots-and-machines/police-escort-robotOpen link View original on lemmy.fan

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Family fights cemetery's demand to remove headstone with middle finger images after five years

Family fights cemetery's demand to remove headstone with middle finger images after five years

https://www.koaa.com/news/local-news/family-fights-cemeterys-demand-to-remove-headstone-with-middle-finger-images-after-5-yearsOpen link View original on lemmy.fan

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The US is safe from party balloons. You can sleep soundly tonight.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/us/trump-administration-el-paso-airspace-closure-questions.html?unlocked_article_code=1.LlA.HZiQ.Ndhem6VMT9w1Open link View original on lemmy.fan

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Microsoft Office has been renamed to “Microsoft 365 Copilot app”

cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/44940615

https://www.office.com/

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Troopers shoot chickens that got loose after crash on I-240 ramp in OKC

Why did the chicken cross th--BLAM

https://www.koco.com/article/oklahoma-troopers-shoot-chickens-crash-i240-ramp/69849950Open link View original on lemmy.fan

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Alleged squirrel hunter with brass knuckles arrested at Northern Michigan trail

Sketchy nut-eating bastards can't be trusted

https://www.mlive.com/news/2025/12/alleged-squirrel-hunter-with-brass-knuckles-arrested-at-northern-michigan-trail.htmlOpen link View original on lemmy.fan

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Raccoon passes out on Virginia liquor store bathroom floor after drunken rampage

Achievement unlocked

Raccoon passes out on Virginia liquor store bathroom floor after drunken rampage

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/drunken-raccoon-virginia-liquor-store-bathroom-floor/Open link View original on lemmy.fan

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Woman found alive in coffin after being brought in for cremation

Adjourn the burn

Woman found alive in coffin after being brought in for cremation

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/national/woman-found-alive-coffin-after-being-brought-cremation/GIGPF2USFJCSJI52SEWHGYPGFI/Open link View original on lemmy.fan

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Bald eagle drops cat through driver's windshield on North Carolina highway

Revenge for the movie

Bald eagle drops cat through driver's windshield on North Carolina highway

https://abc7.com/post/bald-eagle-drops-cat-drivers-windshield-north-carolina-highway/18184472/Open link View original on lemmy.fan

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‘It’s about pride’: Louisiana woman sets record for world’s largest afro

‘It’s about pride’: Louisiana woman sets record for world’s largest afro

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/apr/15/largest-afro-guinness-world-recordOpen link View original on lemmy.fan

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US judge resigns after being disciplined for wearing Elvis wig in court

He's all shook up now

US judge resigns after being disciplined for wearing Elvis wig in court

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5yq3g7lqgqoOpen link View original on lemmy.fan

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Parent sues public Wisconsin school district for not providing material created by Christian publisher

What a Karen.

Parent sues public Wisconsin school district for not providing material created by Christian publisher

https://www.wpr.org/news/parent-sues-twin-rivers-public-school-district-christian-publisher-simply-charlotte-mason-lighthouse-learning-academyOpen link View original on lemmy.fan

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Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives

https://www.channel3000.com/news/technology/sales-of-ai-enabled-teddy-bear-suspended-after-it-gave-advice-on-bdsm-sex-and/article_6e2407ec-5293-5a93-ae27-a8d0c4e1b52b.htmlOpen link View original on lemmy.fan

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Password to Louvre’s video surveillance system was 'Louvre', according to employee

Password to Louvre’s video surveillance system was 'Louvre', according to employee

https://abcnews.go.com/International/password-louvres-video-surveillance-system-louvre-employee/story?id=127236297Open link View original on lemmy.fan

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D.C. man detained for playing "Star Wars" song at National Guard, lawsuit says

D.C. man detained for playing "Star Wars" song at National Guard, lawsuit says

https://www.axios.com/2025/10/24/trump-dc-national-guard-star-wars-darth-vader-imperial-marchOpen link View original on lemmy.fan

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U.S. Postal Service mail carrier shot by Amazon driver

U.S. Postal Service mail carrier shot by Amazon driver

https://www.freightwaves.com/news/u-s-postal-service-mail-carrier-shot-by-amazon-driverOpen link View original on lemmy.fan

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'Almost killed me': Squirrel attacking residents in California town, sending at least 2 to hospital

'Almost killed me': Squirrel attacking residents in California town, sending at least 2 to hospital

https://abcnews.go.com/US/killed-squirrel-attacking-residents-california-town-sending-2/story?id=125847569Open link View original on lemmy.fan

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'Almost killed me': Squirrel attacking residents in California town, sending at least 2 to hospital

'Almost killed me': Squirrel attacking residents in California town, sending at least 2 to hospital

https://abcnews.go.com/US/killed-squirrel-attacking-residents-california-town-sending-2/story?id=125847569Open link View original on lemmy.fan

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LimeWire acquires Fyre Festival, asking 'What Could Possibly Go Wrong?'

LimeWire acquires Fyre Festival, asking 'What Could Possibly Go Wrong?'

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/limewire-acquires-fyre-festival-asking-possibly-go-wrong-rcna231623Open link View original on lemmy.fan

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