Boss makes a grand, I make a dollar. I eat more fibre so breaks get even longer.

My handwriting has always been my achilles heel.

What kind of stupid question is that? Just walk two hours instead of cycling twenty minutes! Duh!

"Nate, we need to talk about your login locations."

"What's wrong with me logging in on the China? Why is there a clock if it shouldn't be used?"

"Nothing wrong with that, pal. But could you tell us why it's the gents' room on Mondays, the ladies' one on Tuesdays, the disabled's one on Wednesdays, the shitter in my private apartment on Thursdays and seemingly King Charles' private golden toilet in his fox hunting hut near Essex on Fridays?"

selects everything

always

Don't you dare destroy my plan to move away from work to spend a full paid working day commuting!

Uuuuh, nice, what did you find out?

"prod" remains "production" even if used as an adjective? Man, English really is weird sometimes. I'll try to fix it later; I'm at work right now.

Don't know how cute they think we are... Then again, I don't know if they even know that concept of "cuteness" or if they just always want to eat stuff they find nice.

Yeah, but mentioning the playstation and the meme homeserver right away felt a little too cheap.

I have vivid memories of my Win 95 computer that came preinstalled. I had to buy a bunch of empty floppies and spend what felt like an eternity just inserting it one after another so I would get my set of Windows installation disks.

(I like how you're on Lemmy during that time (and how that gives you plausible deniability if somebody asks if your bathroom breaks need to be 30 minutes because you're on reddit))

Damn

So, should be fixed now. Thanks for pointing it out.

Can I still clock out to play into the breach or do I then actually have to work on my commute?

Guess that's an indicator for the language being much less interesting than your parents thought each other were.

There is?

Where exactly?

Shhh... That's the part you never mention loudly. Just wait until all our mainboards rise on judgement day.

Are you talking about role playing games or rocket propelled grenades? And why would the latter be the topic of comp sci classes?