i don't really accept the apology. 196 is not the mod team and you clearly do not have the capacity to maintain a community. please leave and do not come back to LBZ. i enjoying having my funny little people on my phone here and you have not been very funny so kindly stop the car because you are an underage driver. let someone who does not hit curbs or go up a one way street take the wheel thanks also please let the door hit you on the way out

you can imagine an apple in your head and rotate it for free no one can stop you

my favorite is those cups with the glitter in them when you're taking a particularly aggressive sip from one and it cracks and spills into you and you now have sparkly lips and a few days later a rare poop

thanks is pouring from me. please accept my liquid gratitude

also a picture of a cat i know

he was sleeping in this one

(bound?😳😳😳)

thank you for your service filling in the blanks excellent work. my neighbor handed me figs from over the fence today and it's just as you say. times are rough and i have physical needs

please respect my privacy

percussive maintenance

i can't wear socks to bed because they feel so constraining i also can't have covers over my feet for the same reason i never realized my toes are also rubbing up against each other all night and i am really grateful to this internet person for giving me the natural next step in having the ultimate stimulus-free sleep

the wizards should stay in their ivory towers and out of our bedrooms. it is my human right to pay someone to come twist whatever part of my body i or they damn well please

where's the beef

reese's puffs cereal shreds the roof of your mouth and makes you taste like you're bleeding (because you are) i don't exactly dislike it but it can't be good for the children. the little demons get a taste for blood and suddenly you're next

i use a sippy cup now to avoid this problem altogether even though i'm still horny for hydration

howdy

hell yeah am i ready for lemmy beans 2 the beanening

the cheese is under the sauce