@seth @BombOmOm

I zip tied a harmonica to the bottom of my neighbors Tesla.

@pyromaster55 @Son_of_dad

I refuse to even be near the police. Never let them catch or detain you. Never let them that close. It has been a lifetime game of keep away for me. Always leave. Never stick around. Don't talk to them. It's best that way.

@Neato @girlfreddy

Rhonda Sanchez just signed a bill in Florida outlawing sleeping in public. Florida is run by shit stains.

@Lucidlethargy @MicroWave

I refuse to drive through Texas and I do not do layovers in Texas on the grounds that their supreme court supports road side cavity searches by law enforcement. Nothing Texas for me.

@testeronious

Some people are being given thousands of dollars with no strings attached in universal basic income trials. They spend the cash.

FTFY

@ImADifferentBird @gimpchrist

Kanye West is an openly black white supremacist and he is not the first. The first openly black white supremacist was a person named William Hannibal Thomas, who wrote The American Negro in 1901, a loathsome work that was so derogatory towards blacks that white supremacists of that time used his writings to support their claims about the inferiority of blacks.

@Buelldozer @girlfreddy

What is Judge Shopping for $1000 Alex

@Evotech @andros_rex

A single Cheesecake Factory has better net sales and profits than Truth Social.

@MicroWave

How many of you have gone outside and yelled at a republican lately? How many of you have shamed them in the stores? How many of you have run them off when there are more than one around? Those bozos are a bunch of rural bottoms who come to the city to take a pounding. All yap and nothing else.

@Fredselfish

I was in Oklahoma recently and did notice that there were an alarming number of Chinese nationals working in the cannabis industry. And they work for very cheap.

@Fredselfish @jeffw what state is that?

@MicroWave

We should start planning a street party for when Trump croaks

@FlyingSquid @SuckMyWang

Their God is on meth laying around his heavenly house trailer in his wife beater and he is doing absolutely nothing.

@SlopppyEngineer @Signtist

UBI will undoubtedly be tied to citizenship

@Uranium3006 @BonesOfTheMoon

They should be replaced with boy scout type people

@jeffw

The alphabet will be too woke for those retarded fucks. God I thought that I cannot hate them anymore than I do, yet it continues.

@FenrirIII @jeffw

We all need a union. Maybe we should set up a union that we can be born into. That way we get a better start than the non-union babies.

@WaxiestSteam69 @18_24_61_b_17_17_4

My favorite part of the story is when they find him stiff on the toilet and then dress him in these shoes before the weekend at bernie parade.

@Land_Strider @Akisamb

Israel has become exactly what it loathes.

@FuglyDuck @return2ozma

Have you seen all those hoes and bitches that get on those yachts and they all got their titties out and showing their ass and pussy. It's a great trickle down economy Ronny put together.