This meme is now the best thing about that episode.

Sometimes you get lucky and there’s a recent Wirecutter article but then of course the top options are all sold out or not available where you live.

TL;DR: they called the police after noticing the name on her brand new passport didn’t match her other documents.

Just going by that picture, archeologists have a curious definition of “almost mint”.

Oof. I take it this was years ago? That actually sounds like it could be a legitimate human right complaint.

Yeah. DCC holds an appeal for me specifically because you get to roll D7s, D16s, D24s, etc.

The problem is “otherwise fine” is not a determination bank staff can make. The passport has one glaring issue, but the branch staff aren’t document experts and can’t run identification confirmation checks on government databases. The police can.

Aha, so would you have (a) tipped her off to the issue in potential contravention of AML regs? Or (b) continued to serve her, despite you not being sure she is who she says she is, in potential violation of KYC/privacy?

“Just a letter difference” in an official ID is reason enough, I think, to those suspicions. It’s not the job of the bank to figure out whether an ID is valid, it is however, their job to report any suspicious transactions under AML laws and to prevent fraudsters with fake IDs from accessing their bona fide customers’ accounts.

Calling the police is an entirely appropriate response in this case. Aside from taking a while to show up, it’s also not clear the police did anything wrong with the customer.

I’m sure they always call the police…

We’re dealing with a sample size of one.

Maybe they do, maybe they don’t. We have a sample size of one and you’re now