really hoping there are receipts for some of her more fucked up blog posts. she is clearly trying to rewrite her own history right now. which is funny cuz the first version she published online was also a complete fabrication. lies upon lies upon lies. sneaky sarah.

sarah and cagla are waiting to launch their relationship during pride month. i think they're going to turn sarah’s coming out story + the public launch of their relationship into content $$ and ride that wave for as long as they can. sarah’s platform is tanking and she needs a new schtick. she really squeezed her last divorce for all she could, and this time she will squeeze her late-in-life queerness for all she can. i would bet money that a bunch of dingdongs at shine have been crafting a narrative involving a false timeline of when sarah and cagla got together in an attempt to keep the focus on sarah’s new-found queerness, instead of the shady cheating that launched the relationship. cagla made a HUGE mistake, sarah chews up and spits out the people closest to her and i wonder how long it’ll be before they realize it.

oh my god that crashout video!!! everything about it is so so so quintessentially bird. we’ve got fatphobia, we’ve got woe is me ego-maxxing, we’ve got bold-faced lies (“for the last ten years i get complimented on my jawline” lolololol) and she caps it off by saying “i hate crying on here” lmao bitch please! recording yourself crying in your car is your favourite sport what are you even talking about??

i also wonder this! i think it’s likely we will find out 👀 the influencer wave has for sure crested, we can see how desperately they’re all scrambling to cling to relevance and revenue. i swear sometimes i can feel the panic and desperation radiating off of sarah in her stories.

lots of downvoting already today, people tuning in all the way from austria again!

y’all, i love it here and i also miss the dirtydietcoke convos 😭 any word on when that sub will be accessible again?

yeah i’m curious if sarah and cagla knew each other before traitors. and i feel devastated for cagla’s ex, it really seems like she was blindsided. i think sarah and cagla bringing their respective spouses on that trip out east was sociopathic tbh.

this is so fascinating and so infuriating! like, sarah is SO obviously full of shit and lies… her whole life revolves around turning her narcissistic self-obsession into a 24/7, never-ending commercial for all the shit she shills. but the way knix astroturfed the SI thing (and also astroturfed the warped bopo cinderella narrative that went along with it) is a whole other level of manipulation. sarah nicole landry is a liar and a cheater, and she doesn’t need help doing either of these things. but she DOES have help lying and cheating, she has help from powerful ($$) people and organizations. it’s just so fucked. thank you so much for sharing this info, please share as much of it as you are able! i'm curious if anyone knows more about how shine works, i feel like we don’t talk enough about them and they’re probably also shady as fuck.

has anyone here read the article by jia tolentino about instagram face? i feel like sarah is such a good example of how this phenomenon has evolved. her face often looks totally interchangable with other blonde blue-eyed influencers, because they all get similar procedures and use similar filters.

Ya, that’s exactly what I noticed looking at the numbers on her insta posts. The only posts with engagement that would qualify her as a successful influencer are the ones that involve her naked body and/or her kid. I feel very sad for her children.

high on her own dirty soda farts hahaha.

i know but presumably someone out there has that video! for the record, im not asking to see it again. i dont need to, i know what i saw lol. sarah and the shine circle jerk are vicious and i genuinely believe they’ll try doxxing and coming after anyone who tries to post it again. it’s not worth it, these people will reveal themselves to be the liars and losers that they are, whether the internet helps them or not.

also such a calculated attempt at getting ahead of being called out for filtering/body-moding. the more time i spend around here, the more obvious it is that she spends an alarming amount of her time and energy reading and trying to get ahead of her online critics.

lmao yiiiiikes. i love seeing all the various personalities and styles she’s had over the years. it really shows her lack of substance, there is no core or self or originality to speak of. it’s normal for people’s style to evolve over time, but sarah’s style evolution is literally to just follow the most tacky fast-fashion trends. and always a few steps behind. this bitch is desperate to be cool but she is always late to the party, jumps on bandwagons once they’re already rolling out of town. it’s even more cringe as she has gets older… instead of gracefully embracing her age, she is reaching for younger and younger aesthetics and trends.

this is incredible. wow! is this info published anywhere else? how do we make sure this reaches a wider audience?

i wonder if she pays them when they do? like, she really should. they are literally working for her when they participate in videos she shares on her for-profit social media accounts. she could’ve posted the “gift” she received from bk (another place i will now happily boycott!) and then gone to give it to her kid without filming it. idk the whole involvement of the kids is extremely troubling for me, i dont think any of them can meaningfully consent to the roles they have played and the ways they have been exploited by her. but especially now, the way the little one is used. it makes me feel phsycially anxious thinking about those poor kids, honestly. i hope their other parents are solid people who treat them as actual full humans, not means to an end.

i always think she’s reached peak cringe, and then she manages to out-do herself again and again. i gotta give it to her, she has absolutely NO shame (… pun intended)

ok and way less funny is that last one where she is being a snarky bitch to her infant daughter. yikes. i can’t even believe how much evidence she herself has posted where her voice is dripping with sarcasm, dismissiveness, cruelty, mockery and/or indifference when she speaks to her child. i’ve said it before, but like, if i ever watched back a video i took and heard myself speaking like that to my own child i would feel deeply ashamed and think long and hard about how to correct and repair. she is so fucked up.

there are for sure multiple moles, I have upvote rates in like mid-80’s, views coming from iceland and also mexico and austria?

they both genuinely look like they’re made out of plastic in this pic