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Discussion Thread June 21, 2026

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agree, the way she speaks to the people she is supposed to love is very revealing. she heard how she spoke to her infant daughter and husband in that video and was like “yup, perfect!” and posted for anyone and everyone to see? i’d be fuckin spiralling if i heard myself speak to someone i love that way.

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Discussion Thread June 21, 2026

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oh my god that crashout video!!! everything about it is so so so quintessentially bird. we’ve got fatphobia, we’ve got woe is me ego-maxxing, we’ve got bold-faced lies (“for the last ten years i get complimented on my jawline” lolololol) and she caps it off by saying “i hate crying on here” lmao bitch please! recording yourself crying in your car is your favourite sport what are you even talking about??

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Discussion Thread June 21, 2026

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ok and way less funny is that last one where she is being a snarky bitch to her infant daughter. yikes. i can’t even believe how much evidence she herself has posted where her voice is dripping with sarcasm, dismissiveness, cruelty, mockery and/or indifference when she speaks to her child. i’ve said it before, but like, if i ever watched back a video i took and heard myself speaking like that to my own child i would feel deeply ashamed and think long and hard about how to correct and repair. she is so fucked up.

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Discussion Thread May 10, 2026

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sarah and cagla are waiting to launch their relationship during pride month. i think they're going to turn sarah’s coming out story + the public launch of their relationship into content $$ and ride that wave for as long as they can. sarah’s platform is tanking and she needs a new schtick. she really squeezed her last divorce for all she could, and this time she will squeeze her late-in-life queerness for all she can. i would bet money that a bunch of dingdongs at shine have been crafting a narrative involving a false timeline of when sarah and cagla got together in an attempt to keep the focus on sarah’s new-found queerness, instead of the shady cheating that launched the relationship. cagla made a HUGE mistake, sarah chews up and spits out the people closest to her and i wonder how long it’ll be before they realize it.

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Discussion Thread May 10, 2026

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i also wonder this! i think it’s likely we will find out 👀 the influencer wave has for sure crested, we can see how desperately they’re all scrambling to cling to relevance and revenue. i swear sometimes i can feel the panic and desperation radiating off of sarah in her stories.

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Discussion Thread May 10, 2026

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this is so fascinating and so infuriating! like, sarah is SO obviously full of shit and lies… her whole life revolves around turning her narcissistic self-obsession into a 24/7, never-ending commercial for all the shit she shills. but the way knix astroturfed the SI thing (and also astroturfed the warped bopo cinderella narrative that went along with it) is a whole other level of manipulation. sarah nicole landry is a liar and a cheater, and she doesn’t need help doing either of these things. but she DOES have help lying and cheating, she has help from powerful ($$) people and organizations. it’s just so fucked. thank you so much for sharing this info, please share as much of it as you are able! i'm curious if anyone knows more about how shine works, i feel like we don’t talk enough about them and they’re probably also shady as fuck.

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Discussion Thread May 23, 2026

has anyone here read the article by jia tolentino about instagram face? i feel like sarah is such a good example of how this phenomenon has evolved. her face often looks totally interchangable with other blonde blue-eyed influencers, because they all get similar procedures and use similar filters.

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Discussion Thread May 23, 2026

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i know but presumably someone out there has that video! for the record, im not asking to see it again. i dont need to, i know what i saw lol. sarah and the shine circle jerk are vicious and i genuinely believe they’ll try doxxing and coming after anyone who tries to post it again. it’s not worth it, these people will reveal themselves to be the liars and losers that they are, whether the internet helps them or not.