This has reconfigured my understanding of KEXP from "seattle public radio" to "ungated money transference from donations to Microsoft, Google, Atlassian, and Cisco"is there a major contractor they're not paying rent to? couldn't line up a Salesforce contract? my industry is embarassing as fuckhttps://recruiting.paylocity.com/Recruiting/Jobs/Details/4419983

i want to buy a thousand beers for the tattooist who convinced the conservative politician to get a tattoo from a story about a repressed lesbian's dinner party and a traumatized soldier pining for the deceased object of his unrequited gay love

another day, another block notification from a boomer I suggested might be mistaken

in "shit I'm old" news: any video of any commercial kitchen anywhere on the internet is immediately overrun with children yelling about "ewwww they're not wearing gloves / not changing gloves enough / not wearing the right gloves" and I have two comments about it:1. I never wore gloves once during food prep and I was a cook for , across all markets from Waffle House up to short-lived boutique high-end joints. Gloves were for bricking the grill. Otherwise you 2. This kind of shit is why everyone is chock-full of microplastics

post-quantum cryptography is one of my favorite genres of the computer fandom"someone invented an imaginary computer nobody can build and we've decided to be afraid of it" is just quality shit. cannot get enough

adding "why this matters" to list of signals that text is disregardable slop

people are not being mean enough to this developer or any of the people defending themalso "The way we deliver a message can be more important than the words themselves" is a batshit insane claim; this how you interact with dogs, not peoplehttps://mastodon.social/@benpate/116960240110364955

hi excuse me yes thankswhy the fuck is ebay a streaming service now

dear lazyweb,what's the better alternative to patreon these days

important development: windshield

this account is now a blog detailing the maintenance and repair activities surrounding my 1976 BMW R90/6this weekend I put an LED headlight in and replaced the turn signal flasher relay. I also put in a new timing inspection plug. soon I will replace the turn signal bulbs with brighter LEDs and maybe install a windshield!

knocked my last working thinkpad off the desk; screen shattered, lid bent. goodnight 3:2 display!

I did the thing

ai ux tbh

honestly never thought I'd say this as long as I lived butfuck yeah, eximhttps://ehlo.exim.org/@bernardq/116851178355484115

alpine linux is now pushing some slopped-up bootloaderthe non-slopped software universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter

turbochargers are the javascript of internal combustion engines

immediate and unshakable distrust of anyone willing to participate in golf

mildly irksome that a trendy and popular hobby is constructing computers of parts I hated when they were new, so you can run an operating system that sucked out loud, so you can run software we could not wait to abandon

pitch: thelma and louise remake with jennifer coolidge and shohreh aghdashloo