Why the Walgreens' CEO has unsettling smile..? I feel molested.

Follow it, it might lead you to a Inari shrine, you must pray to get a charm though.

Care to elaborate? I'm not updated to PewDiePie's stuff anymore. I'm living under the fucking rock.

For extended phone lifespan, useful for thirdworld countries when OEMs stopped shipping updates to older models. Rooting/Unlocking can give you option to stay in stock and install security updates yourself or installing custom roms like Lineage OS. I use Samsung S9 which it doesn't recieve updates anymore but I like keeping it so I rooted it to keep up with modern standards.

Is neck beard optional? Please say yes.

Me too confused on this one, maybe it's a bot?

You got me excited with this Bazzite, damn I didn't know this thing exist.

I build it myself from the source, it sucks but some things are meant to go...