A lady at the grocery store, unprompted, told me the poorly stacked water cases were DEI. Boomers have 0 idea what the acronym even means

I'm not getting the metaphor at all here

My oil always has sparkles in it, it makes my car feel pretty

Eh, it's alright. My favorite problematic flag is the Iranian one. That border script between the color bands and the white? Classy

Odd choice to have the second example a micrograph of a dog's rectum

Embrace tradition. Fly Mark Twain's proposed flag