I bet grandpa never was a blue collar worker, such a hypocrite.

For companies that want their ad campaign to get cancelled

Also ich find kalt geil ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Aber Montag is trotzdem oasch

You could argue that the credit card could be used to prevent opening a new account as soon as the trial expires.

This is bullshit, but that's what I would say if i needed to defend douchebag business practices.

I wonder if there is anything in the world which hasn't been stock-photoed yet.

selbst anbauen oder bahnhof

Ich hab meins Dampfterrasse genannt