clearly the solution is for you both to kiss me :3

I'm actually only trying to lower body fat, I'm not that interested in getting abs, and yeah time and discipline is right 😭 been going at it for two years now and while I look better than before, I still long for the perfect twink body I had in my early 20s before my damn metabolism betrayed me.

I see, I see, so you're saying all I gotta do is 10 situps every time I think about hornyposting online :3

why is it soooo much exercisee 😭 I'm in the gym twice a week and think I need to up it to three times to hit those kindsa goals

They cranked out an online live-service-ish game and are making a movie, how much more do these greedy fucks want? Elden Ring gatcha? Investors are a plague on humanity

I've mostly just been trying to lose weight, and I know a big part of that is diet, but I feel like that's the part I'm best at. I'm poor as fuck and can barely afford to feed myself, it's like the best form of dieting cuz I can never cheat 😭

that's exercise six times a week! I don't have even close to the time for that! nor the money to support the necessary caloric intake!

you say that but if society appreciates it so much then why am I still single 🤔

honey what do you think I've been doing, if I cut any more calories out I think I'll end up in the hospital. I've already got days where CI:CO = less than a thousand.

it's number of strokes. your goal in golf is to get the ball in the hole in the fewest number of strokes possible. The joke here is that both numbers are embarrassing, considering most holes take like 4 strokes

probably a combination of control and to give the suit industry business

yay :3

can confirm, it makes me go nyah~

I use them because it's not polite to shovel food directly into my open maw with my fingers

why are quality cloaks so expensive I want to ominously brood outside nursing homes.

and dammit I should be allowed a scythe! No officer I'm not planning to reap any wheat with it but it looks cool as hell.

I mean, there's not much hype on Lemmy because this place is generally pretty counter-culture, but you'd have to live under a rock to not think GTA 6 is overhyped. From what I've heard, a lot of the gaming industry is trying to duck the fade and either get games out in October or December; Rockstar has scared them off trying to compete with a November release. I think the last time something like that happened was Cyberpunk, which should give you a pretty good idea as to the levels of hype GTA 6 is hitting.

small correction: the credit card companies aren't anything other than fucking cowards. They don't actually give a shit, but there's a bunch of weird Christian fundamentalist groups across the world who have realized they can put pressure on these companies by threatening them with frivolous lawsuits, and the credit card companies have decided it's easier and cheaper for them to placate these lunatics.

1000%, I'd never trust a straight man with my hair. That being said I usually just end up going to women-owned salons, so that'd be your real competition.

While the 2000 election was undeniably stolen, it's kinda hard to argue the people voted for Gore. The reason the Supreme Court was able to declare Bush the winner was because the election was close enough to be decided by a single state. Gore only ended up receiving like 50k votes total more than Bush. The meme is still accurate and Americans are still generally idiots.

it's still a lil silly. Mao asking about all the nationalities of the delegation strikes me as oddly American.