They should. Send Abbott a bill for polluting their waterway too, while they're at it.

well, I love The Expanse, but I applaud you for posting an actual unpopular opinion!

So are the school kids

Even though there are 100k active users, it still seems slow. I know it'll take time to change, but I have already seen improvement in the three weeks I've been here.

Touch an entire football field of grass, dude.

I practice quiet shitting while at work. I don't let anyone know I'm leaving the office, and I head down the elevator to the downstairs bathroom. It's a nice break from work. I recommend it to anyone.

I remember the install CD had the Weezer “Buddy Holly” video on it. It felt pretty fancy

Fuck Spez, haven't been back since Apollo died.

Remember the look on his face when he won? He was horrified! Same when he first met with Obama and they had a joint press conference. His body language was like, "oh fuck, what am I even doing here."

I think regret is hard for him though, because to regret something means you have to feel, in some way, you could have done something better or differently. You have to take ownership of bad feelings and in your part of bad outcomes. I just don't think his brain will let that happen. Everything bad is always someone else's fault.

But yeah...maybe in some dark, cobweb encrusted corner of his mind, he wishes he was just a NY scam artist and fake "tycoon." It served him well enough, as you noted.

Holy shit, are we still doing this? Just use whatever phone you want, who gives a shit. People who care deeply about others' phone preference are weird. Signed, an iPhone user.

I wish the narwhal developer luck, but I just imagine his math is off, and when the time comes for a big world event, where power users will be F5-ing and interacting through the app, Reddit will fuck him hard on the pricing. Additionally, power users are going to be his primary audience; after all, most people know the official app sucks, but only the most dedicated will pay for something different. It just doesn't seem feasible.

The employees, in their heart of hearts, prefer Wendy's

Great article, but an unfortunate website name/URL

Thanks for the update man, I was on pins and needles wondering what you were going to do after seeing this story! Update us later on what you'll be eating for lunch!

Cmon down, enjoy the Fediverse. Management here doesn’t hate users, imagine that!

It was his family, but why did he fight so hard to conceal that fact? Where did they get the money?

Good, well deserved

Please tell me this is real

Shitizenship

He's likely going to be carefully managed for the rest of his life

Let's fucking hope